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Why most people want to be famous: Money, bragging rights, big houses, fancy cars, expensive clothes/jewelry, invites to A-list parties, lavish vacations

Why I want to be famous: Increase chances of meeting/marrying my favorite band member/singer/actor

lovelytomlinson:

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Hahaha Niall xD!:)))

noseriouslyofficial:

I’m fabulous

True story! :))

paramore:

Strawberry lemonade with gummy bears

Yummy! :))

No Seriously?: Helpful Wife »

noseriouslyofficial:

William is pulled over by a cop and the following conversation takes place:

William: What’s the problem officer?

Cop: You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone.

William: No sir, I was going 65.

Wife: Oh Harry. Confess we were going 80.

(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)

Cop: I’m also…

noseriouslyofficial:

This always makes me laugh

=))

noseriouslyofficial:

My favorite scene from 21 Jump street

true story :))